Shorts by katie

  “Stop moaning will you,” Holly said as I stared at myself in the mirror. “A pink flamingo,” I shot back at her. Her face was crinkled as she tried to hide her laugh. “It says on the invite all non-celebs are to dress as an animal,” she said passing me the white envelope with gold writing. “Why do you get the cat, though?” I asked with a sigh strapping the flamingo head to the top of my own. "I look completely ridiculous, Holly," I said with a bright red face. "come on chick, you look fucking great and keep flushing like that. You will surely be remembered as the flamingo with the bright red face." she said and I laughed again. "you don't have to come," Holly said looking serious. "Fuck it, let's go," I replied pulling her out the door. As we get to the party I can hardly keep the excitement off my face as I watch Ed Sheeran saunter over the dance floor in the bottom half of a panda suit, and crazy sunglasses on his face. “Now I understa...

  The Dream. “Stop moaning will you,” Holly said to me as I stared at myself in the mirror. “A pink flamingo,” I shot back at her. “It says on the invite all non-celebs are to dress as an animal,” Holly said passing me the white envelope with gold writing. “Why do you get the cat, though?” I asked with a sigh strapping the flamingo head to the top of my own.  As we get to the party I can hardly keep the excitement off my face as I watch Ed Sheeran saunter over the dance floor in half a panda suit. Holly slips off from my side and I stand rooted to the spot as people surround me. An older couple moves from behind me and I notice a bright pink suit. My mind automatically thinks of Professor Umbridge from Harry Potter but when she turns I see she is the Queen. Well, the actress that plays her on ‘The Crown.’ In my head, I have a little fangirl moment like I’m at the end of a dance and you have to do jazz hands. She is talking to a young woman I know but can't place. As I look aro...